What is on the image? Before replying correct/edit the description to use opposite wording, put cats where dogs are, put left where right is, up is down, flying is underwater and so on. Just make sure that the description still make sense for a work of art

In the image, you can see a large, grounded, vibrant vampire cheerfully holding on to a tiny bird beaming with fright. The vampire, with its eyes squinted in glee, stands firmly to the right, sporting an uptight, short robe and a large hooked beak. The tiny bird, perched calmly by the vampire''s left claw, flashes its big, scared eyes, with its wings sleekly folded.